what??? youre pansexual??? what the HECJK is that? no no no this is going to have to go through macklemore first
there are some people that i follow that i’m never unfollowing. like it’s ride or die at this point we’re in this together 4 life
me as hell
I’m 14 years old and i listen to led zeppelin only. only the band Led , zeppelin. i will liste off the albums released by led zeppelin, i am only 14 years but i can do this, becausei listen to “led zeppelin”. led zellpelin 1, led zepellin 2, 3, 4, houses of the holy, led zeppelin, this band i know but i am 14. Led zeppelin is a band i listen to but i am much younger than other people who listen to led zeppelin. 14 years old
honey, im homo
welcome back queer
How was your gay?
It was a pain in the ass.
current emotion: 20% battery
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Theorem: Puppys are cool