finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world
mum does the shopping and buys Fukin… ingredients… what the hell am i gonna do with ingredients
*rubs hands together* so how much caffeine am I going to dump into my garbage body today
if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point
It’s weird when you read a headline like that and your first thought is like holy shit, even on death row, what kind of sick fuck would make that request but then you see the guys face and go oh right, yeah, that dude. sure.
My sim decided to adopt a new dog…
in their defense, nobody at fox news can count higher than 100.
one of the biggest mysteries of the world is why some people pretend to only like one genre of music
*panics but in a super chill & casual way*
girls are good for ONLY ONE THING and one thing only: being themselves, which is great. no sexism here move along
officialunitedstates hates actresses…
Add a touch of life to your outfit by tying your hair back with a very tiny snake.
hips don’t lie by oxford university’s all male choir